humorking:

my brother just farted and blamed my dad for it and now my mom is screaming at my dad saying how disgusting he is im crying

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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(via sniffing)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via metalhearted)

kindereggsdealer:

parkingstrange - shouldnt
this cant be a coincidence, right?!

kindereggsdealer:

parkingstrange - shouldnt

this cant be a coincidence, right?!

(via shouldnt)

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

lohanthony:

i want to love someone more than i love myself so bad